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come wander through the BuffyVerse...| Angel to Lindsey: Nice office. Good view. Where's Faith? from Five by Five (Season 1) | Next Clip in Episode |
LINDSEY: (smiles) Don't you have any respect for the law?
ANGEL: Nice office. Good view. Where's Faith?
LINDSEY: Should I know what you're talking about?
ANGEL: Your new employee.
LINDSEY: It's a big firm. Tell you what I can do. I can give you the number for Personnel. I'm sure they'd be glad to handle your problem.
ANGEL: You'd remember this one. Pretty, dark hair, kills things?
LINDSEY: I assure you, we have strict hiring practices.
ANGEL: So how's it work for a guy like you? Successful lawyer in a big law firm, company car, nice office, bonus: can hire a killing when ever you want. Kind of got it made, right?
LINDSEY: Well, we'll just add slander to breaking and entering. While we're on the subject, I remember you throwing one of my clients through a window. Killed him if I'm not mistaken.
ANGEL: Yes. I seem to remember. (Turns to point at the window) The window was just about that size. Too bad the body burned up before it hit the ground. I might have needed a good lawyer.
LINDSEY: I'm sorry, we only handle a certain class of clientele.
ANGEL: I'm sure I've killed enough people to qualify. Where is she?
LINDSEY: You know a vampire can't walk in here without us knowing it. We have a highly sophisticated security system, spent a fortune on mystical barriers and such. Nice to know our investment paid off.
(Angel grabs the security guard coming at him with his gun drawn and slams him down on the table, knocking him out.)
ANGEL: I think it was a waste of money myself.
LINDSEY: Well, one down. More on the way. And the police have been called. And this whole encounter has been visually recorded on hi-def. So, despite the fact that I'm sure it'd make an entertaining evening watching you fight for your life, not to mention the fortune I could make off the video... I do have a dinner.
ANGEL: Good to see you again, Lindsey. We'll do this real soon. (heads out)
LINDSEY: You know, just when I think I got you figured out, you show up in a suit.
written by: Jim Kouf; original transcript from anonymous. Edited, formatted for this site, and checked against source by me.. Full transcript at:
http://www.buffyworld.com/angel/season1/transcripts/18_tran.shtml