GILES: They're absorbing the steroid mixture through the steam.

XANDER: Not they. We. Me! We have to find an antidote, don't you think? The clock is ticking, people!

BUFFY: I wouldn't break out the tartar sauce just yet. I mean, it's not like you were exposed more than once. Twice?

XANDER: Three times a Fish Guy.

Buffy and WILLOW: Oh...

CORDELIA: Whoa.

XANDER: What am I gonna do?

CORDELIA: You, you, you. What about me? It's one thing to be dating the lame unpopular guy, but it's another to be dating the creature from the Blue Lagoon.

XANDER: Black Lagoon. The creature from the Blue Lagoon was Brooke Shields. And thank you *so* much for your support!

BUFFY: I think we'd better find the rest of the swim team and lock them up before they get in touch with their inner halibut.

• Funnies
• Xander & Cordelia

written by: David Fury & Elin Hampton; Transcribed by: AleXander Thompson. Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/32gofish.html