WILLOW: We could work on it tonight.

XANDER: Work on what tonight?

CORDELIA: Oh, God. Are we killing something again?

BUFFY: Only my carefree spirit.

OZ: Buffy SAT prep.

WILLOW: Oz is helping. (smiling proudly) He's the highest-scoring...

CORDELIA: (interrupts) We know. We did the impressed thing already.

XANDER: I hate they make us take that thing. It's totally fascist, and personally, I think it, uh, discriminates against the uninformed.

CORDELIA: Actually, I'm looking forward to it. I do well on standardized tests. What? I can't have layers?

• Academics

written by: Jane Espenson; Transcribed by: AleXander Thompson. Full transcript at:
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