DRUSILLA/FIRST: Think of it as a game. A fun, funny game. Without all the rules, or any of the bothersome winning part. But still, there are sides. You have to choose a side, Spike. Then we can fly?be free and visit all our friends as they come squirming up from out the earth. I know you like a good wriggle and a giggle and a squiggle.

SPIKE: You're not Drusilla.

DRUSILLA/FIRST: No, I'm really not.

SPIKE: She was crazier than you.

DRUSILLA/FIRST: (upset) Ooh, daddy. No kicking. It's almost Christmas day today and you've gone spoiling it. I've been so very good all year. But I could be bad if you like. Bad daddy. Needs a caning. Never learned his headmaster's lesson while all the school bells ring and ring and ring and ring and ring... Choose a side. Choose our side. You know that it's delicious. What do you say?

SPIKE: (whispers) Dru, luv...

DRUSILLA/FIRST: Hmm?

SPIKE: Get bent.

DRUSILLA/FIRST: Stupid, stubborn daddy.

(Ubervamp starts pummelling Spike again)

DRUSILLA/FIRST: Ringing, ringing, ringing...

• From Beneath You it Devours

written by: Marti Noxon and Douglas Petrie; Transcribed by: CariCranberry. edited by me.. Full transcript at:
http://www.buffyworld.com/buffy/season7/transcripts/132_tran.php