(Hyperion Hotel, day.)

CORDELIA: (showing Angel a magazine article) Look!

ANGEL: (reads) Virginia Bryce, squired by Mr. Wesley Wyndham-Price, private detective and bodyguard to the stars. Heh. Squired -- who says squired?

CORDELIA: (points at the picture) Look at him all over her!

ANGEL: Cordelia, you're just jealous that he's getting some attention.

CORDELIA: Damned skippy! He's getting famous off this! Reflected glory -- that's *my* thing!

ANGEL: Get a little perspective. (Cordelia stalks out and Angel keeps reading) 'Bodyguard to the stars.' Yeah, right! There's no Wyndham-Price Agency.

• Funnies

written by: Jane Espenson; Original transcript anonymous. Edited, formatted and checked against source by chicken_cem. . Full transcript at:
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