(Buffy is alone on a busy campus)

Student Volunteer: FRESHMEN! WE'RE DOING THIS BY FOLDER COLOR! IF YOU'RE NOT HOLDING ON TO A YELLOW FOLDER, YOU'RE IN THE WRONG GROUP. YOU BELONG UP BY WIESMAN HALL.

(She points. Buffy looks at the folders in her arms but doesn't see a yellow one. She starts to walk in the indicated direction. A girl standing in front of banner that reads THIS MUST STOP starts yelling)

Girl: Not gonna take it!

Crowd: No!

Girl: Don't take it lying down!

Crowd: No!

Girl: What do we want?

Crowd: [Unintelligible... Food?]

Girl: When do we want it?

Crowd: Now!

(A student walks up and hands Buffy a flier. )

Boy: Rally, tomorrow night. We have to let the administration know how we feel.

BUFFY: Yeah, right.

(Another student hands her another flier. )

Girl: Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your personal savior?

BUFFY: Uh, you know I meant to and then I just got really busy.

(A third student hands her yet another flier. )

Boy: Party, Thursday at Alpha Delt, you gotta be there. Free Jello shots for freshman women.

BUFFY: Hey, you guys know where Wiesman hall is?

WILLOW: Buffy, Hey!

BUFFY: Oh, boy am I glad to see you.

WILLOW: Isn't this cool? There's so much going on.

BUFFY: Yeah. Almost, one might say, too much.

WILLOW: I got all my courses... except for 'Modern Poetry', I had to switch to 'Ethno-musicology.' But that's cool, West-African drumming, I think it's going to change everything. Have you met your roommate yet?

BUFFY: No.

WILLOW: Me neither. I hope she's cool.

(Buffy indicates the fliers in Willow's hands.)

BUFFY: I see you got ticketed too.

WILLOW: Yes! I've heard about five different issues and I'm angry about each and every one of them. What'd you get?

BUFFY: 'Jello shots.'

WILLOW: I didn't get 'Jello shots!' I-I'll trade you for a-a 'Take Back the Night.'

written by: Joss Whedon; Transcribed by: Diov Llun . Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/57freshman.html