WILSON: Shouldn't sneak up on people like that in here. That's how accidents happen.

ANGEL: Speaking of accidents. I'm a friend of Cordelia Chase.

WILSON: This is a private club. Featured word - 'private'.

ANGEL: You don't talk to me, I'll kick your ass. Featured word - 'ass'.

WILSON: Angel, right? Her boss? She told me all about you, man.

ANGEL: Yeah? (grabs him) Somehow, I doubt that. You're human. Then you can't be the father. So you and your friends are just a link. Huh? How does it work? Those things come to term, she'll die. You do know that?

WILSON: So? I'm not telling you anything.

ANGEL: Was so hoping you'd say that. (punches him)

(Wilson's friends enter.)

NICK: Hey! Uhmm, -someone's mommy didn't teach him to play nice.

WILSON: (to Angel) You have no idea what you're dealing with.

(...)

ANGEL: You know, I'm starting to get the big picture here. You guys proxy for big daddy demon, he imbues you with his life force or whatever it is you're implanting in these women.

JASON: He has trouble finding his own dates. We just help him out a little, that's all.

WILSON: Shut up, Jason.

ANGEL: And you get what in return, fame, money, success? That's it, isn't it? How else would losers like you get ahead? I mean, you'd have to become procreative surrogates for a vile demonic entity.

JASON: Well, mostly, I do it for the sex.

WILSON: Welcome to Los Angeles. There are worse things to be in business with.

ANGEL: Where is he? Where's this demon you worship?

WILSON: Even if we did tell you where to find him, it wouldn't matter, since you're about to have an accident.

(shoots Angel 3 times)

ANGEL: (vamps out) I really don't like it when people shoot me.

(fights the surrogates)

ANGEL: (with his boot on Wilson's face) Now you're gonna tell me what I need to know.

written by: Howard Gordon; Originally transcribed by anonymous. Edited and formatted for this site by ros_fod. Checked against source by renenet and me.. Full transcript at:
http://www.buffyworld.com/angel/season1/transcripts/12_tran.shtml