GILES: Xander's taken to teasing the less fortunate?

BUFFY: Uh-huh.

GILES: And, there's been a noticeable change in both clothing and demeanor?

BUFFY: Yes.

GILES: And, well, otherwise all his spare time is spent lounging about with imbeciles.

BUFFY: It's bad, isn't it.

GILES: It's devastating. He's turned into a sixteen-year-old boy. Course, you'll have to kill him.

BUFFY: Giles, I'm serious.

GILES: So am I. Except for the part about killing him. Testosterone is a great equalizer. It turns all men into morons. He will, however, get over it.

BUFFY: (exasperated) I cannot believe that you, of all people, are trying to Scully me. There is something supernatural at work here. Get your books! Look stuff up!

GILES: Look under what?

BUFFY: I don't know. That's your department.

GILES: The evidence that you've presented me with is sketchy at best.

BUFFY: He scared the pig. Well, he did...

GILES: Buffy, boys can be cruel. They tease, they, they, they prey on the weak. I-i-it's natural teen behavior pattern.

BUFFY: What did you just say?

GILES: Um, they tease.

BUFFY: They prey on the weak. I've heard that somewhere bef... Xander has been acting totally wiggy ever since we went to the zoo. Him and Kyle and all those guys, they went into the hyena cage. Oh, God, that laugh...

GILES: You're saying that, uh, Xander's becoming a hyena.

BUFFY: I don't know. Or been possessed by one? Not just Xander, all of them.

GILES: Well, I-I-I've cer-certainly never heard of, uh...

WILLOW: (comes into the library) Herbert! They found him.

BUFFY: The pig?

WILLOW: Dead. And also eaten. Principal Flutie's freaking out.

BUFFY: (to Giles) Testosterone, huh?

(Giles heads towards his office.)

WILLOW: What're you gonna do?

GILES: Get my books. Look stuff up.

• Buffy & Giles

written by: Matt Kiene & Joe Reinkemeyer; Transcribed by: AleXander Thompson. Full transcript at:
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