ScruffyXANDER: Look and admire, ladies.

(Willow, Buffy and Anya are in a row staring at the Xanders, fascinated.)

BUFFY: Look, there's a scar there, and there's the same one right there.

WILLOW: It's all double. (pointing) This zit, and this ... kinda funny dippy thing. A-and this weird little hair that grows in the wrong way

ScruffyXANDER: Okay! Back off, ladies.

RILEY: Psychologically, this is fascinating. Doesn't it make everyone wanna lock them in separate rooms and do experiments on them?

(Everyone gives him an odd look.)

RILEY: Just me, then.

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written by: Jane Espenson; Transcribed by Joan the English Chick (pisces@englishchick.com).. Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/81thereplacement.html