(alley)

XANDER: Spike?

GILES: What are you doing here?

SPIKE: Me? Hey, I'm not the one out of place here.

XANDER: For your information, smarty, we've got a rogue Slayer on our hands. Real psycho-killer too.

SPIKE: Sounds serious.

GILES: It is. What do you know?

SPIKE: What do you need?

XANDER: Her. Dark hair. Yay (Indicates) tall, name of Faith, criminally insane.

GILES: Have you seen her?

SPIKE: Is this bird after you?

XANDER: In a bad way, yeah.

SPIKE: Tell you what I'll do then. I'll head out, find this girl, tell her exactly where you are and then watch as she kills you. Can't any one of your damn little Scooby club at least try to remember that I hate you all? Just because I can't do the damage myself doesn't stop me from aiming a loose cannon your way. And here I thought the evening be dull.

XANDER: Go ahead. You wouldn't even recognise her.

SPIKE: Dark hair, this tall (Indicates), name of Faith, criminally insane. Like this girl already.

(he walks off)

XANDER: We're dumb.

• Faith & Spike
• Spike's uneasy truce with the gang
• Xander & Spike

written by: Douglas Petrie; . Full transcript at:
http://www.buffyworld.com/buffy/season4/transcripts/71_tran.htm