(Xander runs across campus.)

XANDER: Buffy! Buffy!

(He spots her and approaches her. She looks confused.)

XANDER: Aha can't find the beer. Good. Freshman girls unable to hold the beer shouldn't have it. Get into trouble.

(Buffy jumps away from him)

XANDER: Hey, we're good. Remember the boy? Boy smells good yeah? Is there any part of Buffy still in there.

(Buffy starts to sniff. They turn and see smoke.)

XANDER: Oh no.

BUFFY: Fire bad!

(She runs towards the fire.)

written by: Tracey Forbes; Transcribed by Lilybunny (lilybunny@hotmail.com). Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/61beerbad.html