FEMALE LAWYER: Mr. Angel, good morning.

MALE LAWYER: Good morning, Mr. Angel.

FEMALE LAWYER: Good morning, Mr. Angel.

MALE LAWYER: Good morning, Mr. Angel.

FEMALE LAWYER: Good morning, Mr. Angel.

ANGEL: (to the others) There's no way this is gonna go well.

MALE LAWYER: Good morning, Mr. Angel.

MALE LAWYER: Morning, Mr. Angel.

FEMALE LAWYER: Good morning, Mr. Angel.

MALE LAWYER: Herr Angel, welcome.

MALE LAWYER: Good morning, Mr. Angel.

MALE LAWYER: Mr. Angel, greetings.

MALE LAWYER: Hello, Mr. Angel.

FEMALE LAWYER: Mr. Angel, good morning.

MALE LAWYER: Mr. Angel, sir, good to see you.

MALE LAWYER: Good morning, sir.

(... commercial...)

LILAH: Well, you've all made it. What a shock. We've got a lot of ground to cover, so best we get started. Let me introduce you to your guides.

ANGEL: Guides? Separate guides?

LILAH: Of course. There are 5 of you, all with specific interests, unique areas of expertise. Seemed the most efficient way of doing this. Prioritize and personalize.

ANGEL: Divide and conquer, you mean.

LILAH: Oh, you're so cynical. See? This is gonna work out great.

ANGEL: We don't split up. We came here together, we're gonna take the tour together. Right, guys?

GUNN: (looks at one of the people Lilah brought with her) Do I get her?

LILAH: Look, if we wanted to harm you, we'd have blown up the limo, right? (a man wheels in a car of guns) If you prefer to be armed during your stay here, we'd have no objections. Just because we've tried to kill or corrupt each and every one of you at one time or another doesn't mean we can't be trusted.

WESLEY: She's right. We've made deals with them before. They are honorable in their way. I doubt we'll be in any danger.

LORNE: She was right about the limo.

GUNN: (still staring at the girl) Do I get her?

FRED: (picks up a large automatic gun from the cart, cocks it) I think we'll be OK.

LILAH: Lorne, Preston will show you around our entertainment division.

PRESTON: Hi, big fan. Huge. Love your work. I had this prepared. Confidential list. Peepers only. Thought you might want to take a gander at our roster. Just a rundown of some of the talent we represent here.

LORNE: Uh, no, no, no, no. I don't think you have to tell me what you represent here, young man. I know. Evil. Pure evil in the— (Preston flips through the pages of the book, catching Lorne's attention) Huh. Which is also apparently everyone I've always wanted to meet. (laughs)

PRESTON: Follow me. (Lorne and Preston walk out of the lobby)

LILAH: Wesley Wyndam-Pryce, Rutherford Sirk. I think you'll find you two have a lot in common.

SIRK: It's a pleasure. Shall we? (walks away)

LILAH: Charles Gunn, Lacey Shepard. (presents the young woman Gunn has been staring at) I think you'll find you two have nothing in common. (Gunn takes her hand and smiles)

LACEY: This way, Chuck.

GUNN: You're not gonna try to corrupt me, are you?

LACEY: Wouldn't dream of it.

GUNN: We'll have to work on that. (they walk out of the lobby)

LILAH: Knox, Fred Burkle.

FRED: Hi.

(Fred tries to shake his hand, but has problems because of the gun she's holding)

LILAH: Knox is the star of our science division.

FRED: Oh!

KNOX: Oh. Uh.

FRED: Oh, nice to meet you.

KNOX: You, too, um. Well, this, um, should be...fun.

FRED: Yeah.

(this leaves Lilah and Angel alone)

ANGEL: Well... What do you know?

LILAH: Yep, just you and me, boss. Come on, Charlie. Let me show you around the chocolate factory.

• Angel & Lilah
• Wolfram & Hart

written by: Tim Minear; Original transcript by CariCranberry. Edited and formatted for this site by me. . Full transcript at:
http://www.buffyworld.com/angel/season4/transcripts/88_tran.php