(Expresso Pump. Giles is playing guitar & singing The Who's "Behind Blue Eyes". The gang runs in and then stops in shock when they see him performing.)

GILES: (sings) No one knows what it's like / To be the bad man / To be the sad man / Behind blue eyes / No one knows what it's like / To be hated...

ANYA: Oh.

WILLOW: Wow.

GILES: (sings) To be fated...

XANDER: Um, could we go back to the haunted house? Cause, this is creeping me out.

TARA: Does he do this a lot?

XANDER: Sure. Every day the earth rotates backward and the skies turn orange.

GILES: (sings) But my dreams, they are as empty, as my conscience...seems to be... I have hours, only lonely...

WILLOW: Now I remember why I used to have such a crush on him.

GILES: (sings) ...my love is vengeance ...

TARA: Well, he *is* pretty good.

GILES: (sings) ...that's never free-ee....

ANYA: (agreeing) His voice ... is pleasant.

(All three girls are riveted.)

XANDER: What?!

GILES: (sings) No one knows what it's like...

WILLOW: Oh, come on, he is kinda sexy.

GILES (sings) Like I do...

XANDER: I'm fighting total mental breakdown here, Will. No more fueling the fire please.

GILES: (sings) And I blame you...

• Funnies
• Giles & Willow

written by: Tracey Forbes; Transcript by joan the english chick (pisces@englishchick.com). Full transcript at:
http://www.buffyworld.com/buffy/season4/transcripts/74_tran.htm