(cut to Buffy's apartment, wehre Andrew answers the door yet again)

ANGEL: Is Buffy back yet?

ANDREW: Sorry. Not yet. You guys can hang if you want. I'm just heading out. (to Angel, slightly mocking) Oh. Hey. Nice jacket.

ANGEL: (defensive) It's the latest style.

SPIKE: Andrew. Has Buffy been acting off? Like The Immortal's got her under a spell of sorts?

ANDREW: Excellent question. No.

(walks back to the bathroom, off screen)

ANGEL: Could it be mind control?

SPIKE: Or a love potion? Did she drink a love potion?

ANDREW: (O.S.) Dude, seriously, I thought of all those things, but turns out Buffy fell for The Immortal on her own, and?and now she's happy. That's it.

ANGEL: But she's not finished baking yet. (ranting) I gotta wait till she's done baking, you know, till she finds herself, 'cause that's the drill. Fine. I'm waitin' patiently, and meanwhile, The Immortal's eatin' cookie dough! (sighs, sits)

ANDREW: (O.S.) Uh, Spike, is Angel crying?

SPIKE: (defensively) No!

(looks at Angel, who's holding his head in his hands, rubbing his eyes)

SPIKE: Not yet.

ANDREW: (O.S.) May want to hold the waterworks, big guy. The Immortal's cool and all, but he ain't all that. He's got his flaws.

ANGEL: Really?

SPIKE: Wh-what are they?

ANDREW: (O.S.) Ohhh. The point is she's moving on. You guys do the same, and you might catch her one day. One of you, anyway. But you keep running in place, you're gonna find she's long gone.

SPIKE: (to Angel) It is a bit silly. Us... chasin' around like a couple of henpecked teenagers.

ANDREW: (O.S.) Buffy loves both of you, but she's gotta live her life. People change.

(Andrew walks out from the bathroom, now wearing a tuxedo)

ANDREW: You guys should try it sometime.

(there's a knock on door; answers it to find two beautiful women on the other side)

ANDREW: Ah, Caprice, se bella come la notte. E tu, Isabella... superi perfino le stelle.

(turns to Angel and Spike)

ANDREW: Ciao.

(exits and closes the door)

SPIKE: Well... maybe it's time we?

ANGEL: Yeah.

• Angel & Spike
• Buffy & Angel
• Funnies

written by: Steven S. DeKnight & Drew Goddard; Original transcript by CariCranberry. Edited & formatted by me.. Full transcript at:
http://www.buffyworld.com/angel/season5/transcripts/5x20_tran.php