PUPPETS: (singing on TV) In our secret backyard we can make your day more fun and less hard no more frowning, let's get learning, ABC's and 123's, everything from words to weather

POLO: (directly to kids) Hi there!

LITTLE GIRL: Hi!

POLO: Listen, kids. Today is gonna be an extra-special best show ever! But only if everyone at home can give us a hand. Now get up... and come over here.

(the little girl stands and approaches the TV)

POLO: That's it, everyone. Just keep your hands right there.

(the girl puts her hands on the TV)

POLO: Oh! Ohh... let it go! Let it all go! After all, it's Smile Time!

ANGEL PUPPET: No, it' not...it's time to kick your ass all the way back to hell!

POLO: You!

(Angel attacks Polo with his sword)

GROOFUS: (to Angel) Hey, man! You're ruinin' the show!

(Someone else swings a sword, cutting off Groofus's head. )

RATIO HORNBLOWER: (toot)

(Gunn, holding a sword, looks at Groofus's dismembered puppet body)

GUNN: We're workin' on it.

(Polo is beating up on Angel and knocks the sword from Angel's grip. Polo punches Angel into the dog house. )

GUNN: Angel!

POLO: (sees Gunn on the set) Aah! It's a full-scale attack! Ratio! the nest egg!

(Angel grabs Polo and pulls him into the dog house)

POLO: Gah!

RATIO HORNBLOWER: (toot) (runs away from the set) (toot toot toot)

(...)

(Angel and Polo are still fighting inside the dog house. Angel throws Polo out, and Gunn is standing by with a battle-axe.)

GUNN: Got him!

(starts to swing the battle-axe at Polo, but the puppet girl jumps him)

PUPPET GIRL: (grabbing Gunn around the neck) Aah! Gimme those pretty eyes!

(...)

POLO: I'm gonna tear you a new puppet hole, bitch!

(punches Angel; Angel overpowers him, pushes him to the ground and starts choking him)

POLO: (gasps) So... you got a little demon in you.

ANGEL PUPPET: I got a lot of demon in me.

(his forehead goes all bumpy and his fangs descend)

ANGEL PUPPET: Now, come on!

(Angel grabs Polo and throws him into the treehouse, breaking the wood railing. Polo falls on the wooden splinters and falls limp.)

(...)

ANGEL PUPPET: Gunn?

GUNN: (holding the puppet girl's dismembered arms) Think I'm good.

written by: Joss Whedon & Ben Edlund; Original transcript by CariCranberry. Edited & formatted by me.. Full transcript at:
http://www.buffyworld.com/angel/season5/transcripts/5x14_tran.php