BUFFY: I, um... noticed you were looking solo.

WILLOW: Yeah. Oz wanted to be someplace that was away... from me.

BUFFY: I'm sorry.

WILLOW: I can't figure him out. I mean, he's so hot and cold. Or luke-warm and cold.

BUFFY: Welcome to the mystery that is men. I think it goes something like, they grow body hair, they lose all ability to tell you what they really want.

WILLOW: It doesn't seem like a fair trade.

BUFFY: Well, if you wanna up the speed quotient with Oz, maybe you need to do something daring. Maybe you need to make the first move.

WILLOW: Well, that won't make me a slut?

BUFFY: I think your reputation will remain intact.

WILLOW: It used to be so much easier to tell if a boy liked you. He'd punch you on the arm and then run back to his friends.

BUFFY: Those were the days.

XANDER: Hey.

He taps Buffy on the arm. She looks up at him.

• Willow & Buffy
• Willow & Oz

written by: Rob Des Hotel & Dean Batali; Transcribed by: AleXander Thompson. Full transcript at:
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