(pub. Buffy is chugging a beer)

Guys: Chug, chug, chug, chug

(Buffy finishes the beer and burps)

Guy #1: The thing that the modern day pundits failed to realize is that all the socio-echonomical and psychological problems inherent in modern society can be solved by the judicious application of way too much beer.

Guy #2: Black Frost is the only beer.

BUFFY: My mother always said that beer was evil

Guy #1: Evil. Good. These are moral absolutes that predate the absolution of malt and fine hops. You see, wait where was I?

BUFFY: I'm really not sure:

Guy#4: Well, Thomas Aquinas and (all the other guys stop him saying "NO!")

Guy #2: There will be no Thomas Aquinas at this table.

Guy#3: Keep your theology of providence to yourself frat boy.

Guy#4: I was just drawing a parallel between...

Guy#1: Beer. Had the earliest morality developed under the influence of beer there would be no good or evil. There would just be kinda nice and pretty cool. Everything would be different.

BUFFY: You guys really like to hear yourselves speak don't ya.

Guy#1: Alright we're losing her guys.

Guy #2: Say something interesting.

Guy #3: Tell us about yourself.

Guy#2: Yeah, what do you like.

BUFFY: Well, I don't hate this for a start.

written by: Tracey Forbes; Transcribed by Lilybunny (lilybunny@hotmail.com). Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/61beerbad.html