BUFFY: Brought you some dinner. It's a little plateless, sorry. So! What'd you do all day?

ANGEL: Uh, I read a little. And just thought about a lot of things. Buffy, I...

BUFFY: (sees her diary's been disturbed) My diary? You read my diary? That is *not* okay! A diary is like a person's most private place! I... You don't even know what I was writing about! 'Hunk' can mean a lot of things, bad things. And, and when it says that your eyes are 'penetrating', I meant to write 'bulging'.

ANGEL: Buffy...

BUFFY: And 'A' doesn't even stand for 'Angel' for that matter, it stands for... 'Achmed', a charming foreign exchange student, so that whole fantasy part has nothing to even do with you at all...

ANGEL: Your mother moved your diary when she came in to straighten up. I watched from the closet. I didn't read it, I swear.

BUFFY: Oh! (realizes she's given herself away) Oh.

• Buffy & Angel

written by: David Greenwalt; Transcribed by: AleXander Thompson. Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/07angel.html