GILES: You two, sit. And be quiet. We have to catch the Buffy rat.

XANDER: (spots Buffy) Ooo, there! Good Buffy. Just...

(Oz comes up & punches Xander)

OZ: That kinda hurt.

XANDER: Kinda?! What was that for?

OZ: I was on the phone all night, listening to Willow cry about *you*. Now, I don't know exactly what happened, but I was left with a very strong urge to... hit you. (offers his hand to help Xander up)

XANDER: I didn't touch her. I swear.

GILES: (upset) Xander! Where's Buffy?

XANDER: (to Oz) Amy turned her into a rat.

OZ: Oh.

GILES: I don't see her. If anything happens to her, I'll... Oh, just go home. Lock yourself away. You're only going to cause more problems here. Now, Amy, Jenny and I will, uh... try and break the spell. Oz, if, if you could aid us in, in finding, um... Buffy.

OZ: Sure. Absolutely.

GILES: (to Xander) Just go. Get out of my sight.

• Willow & Oz

written by: Marti Noxon; Transcribed by: AleXander Thompson. Full transcript at:
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