(Buffy arrives back at her room to find Parker and Kathy chatting amicably.)

PARKER: Lots of popular artists don't get their dues. Madonna? Whitney?

Kathy: That's so totally true.

BUFFY: Parker?

PARKER: Hey, uh, I just dropped by to say... that. Uh, and bring you...

(He hands her a box of plastic baggies.)

PARKER: You know, to maximize your dining hall exports. They're heavy duty.

BUFFY: Plus freezer guard! That's so...

(Kathy gets up and stands close to Parker, looking at him while she talks to Buffy. )

Kathy: Parker was just going to leave his number and go, but (laughs) we started talking. He's such a blast, and time just flew.

BUFFY: Time, really? How much time?

PARKER: Uh, I'm not sure, we sort of got caught up talking Red Wings. It turns out that Kathy's a closet hockey fan. I think it's the violence.

Kathy: (Laughs) Quit it! I told you that was just between us.

PARKER: It could be the sweaty men.

(Kathy laughs and pushes him.)

BUFFY: If you two are going to rassle, do you mind taking it outside? I've got a lot of work to do.

PARKER: Sorry, I didn't realize.

(He starts to leave.)

BUFFY: Oh, Parker wait. Look, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to...

PARKER: No, it's totally cool. I should go anyway.

BUFFY: Well, it was great of you to stop by, m-maybe we could do it another time?

PARKER: Another time for sure. Bye, Kathy.

(He gives her a wave.)

Kathy: (Waving back.) Bye, seeya.

• Buffy & Parker

written by: Marti Noxon; Transcribed by: Diov Llun . Full transcript at:
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