CORDELIA: I wish Buffy Summers had never come to Sunnydale.

ANYA: Done.

(nothing happens, Anya's confused)

CORDELIA: That would be cool! No, wait. I wish Buffy Summers had never been born.

ANYA: Done!

(again, nothing)

CORDELIA: And I wish that Xander Harris never again knows the touch of a woman. *And* that Willow wakes up tomorrow covered in monkey hair.

ANYA: Done!

CORDELIA: In fact, I wish all men except maybe the dumb and the really agreeable kind disappear off the face of the earth. That would be *so* cool! Or maybe...

The camera pulls in on Xander, Buffy and Willow smiling and talking cheerfully among themselves.

• Anya's Demon heritage

written by: Marti Noxon; Transcribed by: AleXander Thompson. Full transcript at:
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