(Giles' apartment)

GILES: I don't know how many more ways I can say 'I'm not interested.'

XANDER: W-- try one! Check these flavors. Cherry-berry. Maple walnut. Ooo, almond licorice.

ANYA: Ew.

XANDER: Anya, we don't say 'ew' in front of potential customers.

ANYA: Just skip this part and tell him you want money to buy me pretty things. He'll understand.

GILES: (sighing) Very well. Hmm, maple walnut.

XANDER: An excellent choice.

(He takes one out of a box and hands it to Giles. Giles tears the aluminum off the end and takes a bite. He quickly stops chewing and there is a disgusted look on his face.)

GILES: (menacingly) Please leave my home now.

XANDER: It's the, uh, the gritty texture, isn't it? Maybe you're more a cherry-berry fellow.

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written by: David Fury; Transcribed by Joseph B. Full transcript at:
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