GILES: (to Jenny) There is nothing in the chronicles about a-an extraneous lunar cycle.

JENNY: The Order never accurately calculated the Mesopotamian Calendar. Rupert, you have *got* to read something that was published after 1066.

GILES: Very funny.

XANDER: What's the up, guys?

GILES: W-um, Ms. Calendar has been researching, well, uh, surfing on her computer, a-and she's... Well, according to her calculations, this Saturday is the night of St. Vigeous.

BUFFY: Let me guess: he didn't make balloon animals.

GILES: No, he led a crusade, of, of, uh, vampires. They swept through Edessa, Harran, and points east.

JENNY: And they didn't leave much behind.

BUFFY: Well, if I survive Parent-Teacher night tomorrow, I'll see what I can do about Saturday.

GILES: You're being a tad flip, don't you think? This is serious.

BUFFY: And getting kicked out of school is laughs aplenty?

GILES: You know what happens when you, you let your life interfere with your slaying.

BUFFY: Okay, well, if my slaying doesn't get me expelled, then I promise my banner making won't get me killed, okay? Just please let me get through this week.

GILES: This Saturday's going to need a great deal of preparation.

WILLOW: Well, we'll help.

XANDER: Yeah, I'll whittle stakes.

WILLOW: A-and I can research stuff.

XANDER: And while I'm whittling, I plan to whistle a jaunty tune.

GILES: Yes, your help will be greatly appreciated, but when it comes to battle, Buffy must fight alone. You are, after all, the Slay... (sees Snyder in the hall) ...slay-ve. Slaves. You're, you're all slaves to the, uh, television.

JENNY: Yes.

GILES: Young people nowadays.

• Scoobies
• Slayerhood

written by: David Greenwalt; Transcribed by: AleXander Thompson. Full transcript at:
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