XANDER: I have a theory. Your snide remarks earlier? I'm guessing grapes a little on the sour side. Didn't get into any schools, did you? The grades were there, but ooh, if it weren't for that pesky interview. Ten minutes with you and the Admissions Department decided that they'd already reached their mean-spirited superficial princess quotas.

CORDELIA: And once again, the gold medal in the Being Wrong event goes to Xander "I'm as stupid as I look" Harris. (takes envelopes from her purse) Read 'em and weep, creep. USC, Colorado State, Duke, and Columbia.

XANDER: Wow! These are great colleges. I'm guessing they must have seen a different side of your father's money.

CORDELIA: (snatches the letters away from him) Go away.

XANDER: Sure! If you'll excuse me, I have to go back to helping to save some lives. Carry on. I know that you have some important accessorizing to do.

• Cordelia & Scoobiage
• Xander & Cordelia

written by: David Fury; . Full transcript at:
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