(Angel stares out his window at the sunshine)

HARMONY: Um...Angel? Just wondering where everybody is.

ANGEL: You ever miss it? You were turned, what... 5 years ago?

HARMONY: Oh, that. Yeah. Graduation night. I don't know. It's weird. Part of me always knew life would end after high school. I was very popular, you know. The whole golden years thing.

ANGEL: I don't remember what it was like... being human. It was too long ago.

HARMONY: (shrugs) Not so great. Zits. Dandruff. Mortality. Although I do remember... my heart. (smiles) And the way it would thump when I kissed a really hot boy for the first time. That was cool. Angel? Something's going down, isn't it? And everybody's in on it except me.

ANGEL: You're not a part of this.

HARMONY: I could be. I'm your assistant, after all. I could, I don't know... assist you or something.

ANGEL: Hamilton.

HARMONY: Hamilton?

ANGEL: Need to get some things done, pay a quiet visit to Archduke Sebassis. I'd like to keep our liaison out of the loop.

HARMONY: Out of the loop? That's where I live.

ANGEL: Distract him. I don't care how. Throw some punches at him, some files. Just keep him busy for as long as you can.

HARMONY: What are you going to do now?

ANGEL: One more thing I don't want to.

• Angel & Harmony

written by: Jeffrey Bell & Joss Whedon; Original transcript by CariCranberry. Edited & formatted by me.. Full transcript at:
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