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LORNE: Well, those were some exciting products. Am I right? Mmm. Let's all think about buying some of those. But if I can bring it down a moment. Is there anything worse than feeling like you're all alone? Like you're the only person in the world who thinks the way you do, and if anyone else found out, they'd drive a pointy wooden thing through your heart? And as for our fearless vampire killers...

FRED: I just don't think we should be rulin' out the idea of aliens. I mean, he is a greenish sorta fella. And his bein' asleep all that time. I mean, think about it a minute. They could have been doin' Heaven knows what. I can just see myself lying on a table—no clothes, no will—while they probed and explored and did whatever they wanted to my naked, helpless body. (Wes's dagger accidentally shoots out of his forearm) It's horrible.

WESLEY: Horrible. Yes. But I assure you, this is demonic work. And they're not nearly so exploratory as Don't be afraid.

GUNN: Ain't nuttin here. 'S gettin' old.

WESLEY: Well, let's not give up probe. (beat) Hope. Give up hope. We're not—

• Funnies
• Wesley & Fred

written by: Joss Whedon; Original transcript by CariCranberry. Edited and formatted for this site by me.. Full transcript at:
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