DAWN: My advice to you is do exactly what everyone else does all the time.

WILLOW: Got it.

DAWN: Do what everyone else does, wear what everyone else wears, say what everyone else says.

WILLOW: OK.

DAWN: People may say something to you you don't understand. Just don't be afraid to keep your mouth shut and pretend like you know what they're saying.

WILLOW: You know, Dawn, I've been to college before.

DAWN: People may say something like "My protein window closes in an hour." Just nod and smile. Mm-hmm. Turns out it has something to do with fitness.

written by: Drew Goddard; Transcribed by: CariCranberry. Edited by me. . Full transcript at:
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