LILAH: It's just like being at work, except suits by Liberace.

LORNE: Wesley, would you please warn this walking infection that I haven't forgotten how she poked my head open like a Capri-Sun. And while my love for humanity allows me to tolerate her presence, if need be I will smack her down! Be a doll. Thanks.

WESLEY: With all the excitement, I thought you would have escaped by now.

LILAH: Well, I would have, but, um, (looks at watch) it's Thursday, which means that everyone who should be in the weekly briefing is, um, dead.

WESLEY: So you have nowhere else to go?

LILAH: Just waiting to prove that your Powers That Be are all hat and no cattle. And if they do pull it through, well then braid my hair, and call me Pollyanna. (smiles) The upside of being in it for yourself, Wes—you always end up on the winning team.

FRED: (uncomfortable) Wesley... Cordy had a question.

• Wesley & Lilah

written by: Jeffrey Bell & Steven S. DeKnight & Mere Smith; Original transcript by CariCranberry. Edited and formatted for this site by me.. Full transcript at:
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