(Angel - searching a gloomy building - steps through a doorway, turns on the light, to reveal a room stuffed full of goats. Sees a door at the other side of the room, opens it and enters, and:)

FIRST MAN: What's next?

SECOND MAN: (reading from a booklet) Make sure all troths are securely fastened and sacrifices tilted as shown in diagram F-12 to ensure full drainage into sacred offering bowl.

FIRST MAN: Yes, yes, and?

SECOND MAN: Using a clean, diagonal motion slit throat of sacrifice with the pre-blessed ceremonial dagger provided. - I didn't see that in the box.

FIRST MAN: Look under the packing. Hurry up!

SECOND MAN: (digging through box) It's not in here.

FIRST MAN: (reaches for the booklet) Just-just gimme-gimme this...

ANGEL: (playing with the ceremonial dagger) You know... (The two men spin to face him) I've (chuckles) well, I really couldn't help but notice the goats. - Yeah - a lot of goats. (Saunters closer) Goats - many. Those are goats, guys!

SECOND MAN: Hey, that's our pre-blessed... (Angel slams the dagger into the wall and bends it over) ceremonial dagger?

ANGEL: So sue me. Or better yet, have your bosses do it. This building is owned by Wolfram and Hart, right?

FIRST MAN: What, what do you want?

ANGEL: I want to know what they're having you worship.

FIRST MAN: That's none of your business. Who are you?

ANGEL: Me? (Vamps and pins the two guys against the wall.) Well, I'm just the type of guy who hates to see good blood go to waste.

FIRST MAN: Look, man, we just get paid to do the slaughtering and say the prayer.

ANGEL: What are you praying to?

SECOND MAN: We don't know!

ANGEL: How can you not know?

FIRST MAN: The ritual - it's, it's all in Latin. They said - we should just - sort of, you know, sound it out.

ANGEL: They?

FIRST MAN: Like you said, Wolfram and Hart.

SECOND MAN: All we know is that the sacrifice got to be done by midnight or something out there will be real pissed off!

ANGEL: Good. (Lets them go and begins to trash the place as they flee.)

• Funnies
• Wolfram & Hart

written by: Tim Minear; Original transcript anonymous. Edited, formatted for this site and checked against source by Sylvia.. Full transcript at:
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