XANDER: It's your turn.

WILLOW: I, alright, okay, uh... 'In the few hours that we had together, we loved a lifetime's worth.'

XANDER: Terminator.

WILLOW: Good! Great.

XANDER: Um, oh, okay, I got one. (imitating Charlton Heston) 'It's a madhouse! A mad...'

WILLOW: (interrupts) Planet of the Apes.

XANDER: Can I finish, please?

WILLOW: Oh! Sorry, go ahead.

XANDER: '...house!' (indicates she may answer)

WILLOW: Planet of the Apes. Okay, good. Me. Uh...

XANDER: Well?

WILLOW: I'm thinking. 'Use the Force, Luke.'

XANDER: Do I even have to dignify that with a guess?

WILLOW: I couldn't think of anything. It's a dumb game anyway.

XANDER: Well, what else do you wanna do? We already played rock, paper, scissors. My hands cramped up.

WILLOW: Well, yes, if you're always scissors of course your tendons are gonna strain...

XANDER: (interrupts) Y'know, I just gotta say that this has been the most boring summer ever.

WILLOW: Yeah, but on the plus side no monsters or stuff.

written by: Joss Whedon; Transcribed by: AleXander Thompson. Full transcript at:
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