XANDER: Y'know, this might go a lot faster if you femmes actually picked up a shovel, too.

GILES: Here, here.

BUFFY: Sorry, but I'm an old-fashioned gal. I was raised to believe that men dig up the corpses and the women have the babies. (to Willow) So, speaking of the wacky, what was Cordelia's whole riff about painful memories? Who's Daryl?

WILLOW: Daryl Epps. Chris' older brother. He was a big football star. All-State two years ago. He was a running... He was a running... Uh, someone who runs and catches.

BUFFY: Was he a studly?

WILLOW: Big time. All of the girls were crazy for him.

BUFFY: And he broke Cordy's heart? Thus possibly proving its existence.

WILLOW: He died. Rock climbing or something? He fell.

BUFFY: Man, that's lousy. Poor Chris.

WILLOW: Ever since then Chris has been real quiet. Kind of in his own world. I heard their mother doesn't even leave the house anymore.

written by: Ty King; Transcribed by: AleXander Thompson. Full transcript at:
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