GUNN: Nasty pink-nosed bastards. I can still feel 'em crawling on me.

FRED: I'm gonna take a long bath and scrub 'til my skin stops twitching.

GUNN: (excited) Can we have bubbles?

FRED: I was kinda looking forward to a quiet soak alone.

GUNN: Oh. Yeah, OK.

FRED: It's just— the tubs not that big and... Forget it. We'll squeeze in.

GUNN: No, no, you go ahead. I'll grab one later.

FRED: (sighs) Can we not do this?

GUNN: You mean have a meaningful conversation the way that two people who love each other are supposed to?

FRED: Fine. We'll do this.

GUNN: Fred, what do you want from me?

FRED: Nothing.

GUNN: Yeah, you've made that pretty clear.

FRED: That's not what I meant.

GUNN: You sure? We don't talk. We sleep on opposite sides of the bed. We haven't even touched each other since—

FRED: Since we murdered Professor Seidel.

GUNN: No, since I did.

FRED: For me.

GUNN: I couldn't let you carry that.

FRED: It wasn't your choice.

GUNN: Fred, it's not who you are. It isn't in your heart.

FRED: But it's in yours?

GUNN: It is now.

FRED: I'm sorry.

GUNN: Fred!

(Fred leaves the garden; Gunn doesn't follow, but just watches her go.)

• Gunn & Fred

written by: Steven S. DeKnight; Original transcript by CariCranberry. Edited and formatted for this site by me.. Full transcript at:
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