XANDER: (re Cordelia's pacing) Could you sit down, or change your pattern or something? You're making me queasy.

CORDELIA: Because you're just sitting there. You should be thinking up a *plan*.

XANDER: I have a plan. We wait. Buffy saves us.

CORDELIA: How will she even know where to find us?

XANDER: Cordelia, this is Buffy's house. Odds are she'll find us.

CORDELIA: Well, what if she doesn't? What am I supposed to do? Just waste away down here with you? Haw, haw, no thank you!

XANDER: What are you doin'?

CORDELIA: Going to see if he's gone!

XANDER: That's brilliant! What if he isn't?

CORDELIA: Oh, right! You think we should just slack here and hope that somebody else *decides* to be a hero? Sorry, forgot I was stranded with a LOSER!

XANDER: And yet I never forgot that I'm stuck with the numb-brain that let Mr. Mutant in the house in the FIRST PLACE!

CORDELIA: HE LOOKED NORMAL!

XANDER: What, is he supposed to have an arrow with the word 'assassin' over his head?! All it took was the prospect of a free makeover, and you licked his hand like a big, dumb dog!

CORDELIA: You know what? I'm going. I'd rather be worm food than look at *your* pathetic face!

XANDER: Then go! I'm not stopping ya!

CORDELIA: I bet you wouldn't! I bet you'd let a girl go off to her doom all by herself!

XANDER: Not just any girl. You're special.

CORDELIA: I can't believe that I'm stuck spending what will probably be my last few moments on Earth here WITH YOU!

XANDER: I *hope* these are my last few moments! Three more seconds with you, and I'm gonna... (steps closer)

CORDELIA: (steps closer) I'm gonna what? Coward!

XANDER: Moron!

CORDELIA: I *hate* you!

XANDER: I HATE YOU!

(insert lusty kiss here)

XANDER: We *so* need to get outta here.

CORDELIA: (nods) Mm-hm!

• Xander & Cordelia

written by: Marti Noxon; Transcribed by: AleXander Thompson. Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/22myline2.html