BUFFY: So ... what's the deal with Manny the manager? If I ask him really nice can I write a children's book called that?

GARY: Fill this while I get the fries.

BUFFY: Fill this? I didn't know there was gonna be drug testing on this job.

GARY: (laughs) You're funny. (stops smiling) You better stop that.

BUFFY: Why?

GARY: Productivity. One of Manny's watch-words. 'Levity is the time-thief that picks the pocket of the company.'

BUFFY: I prefer the one that goes, 'Manny's a humorless dolt who picks the pocket of he-should-bite-me.'

GARY: (sighs) You really need to be quiet with that.

written by: Jane Espenson; transcribed by Joan the English Chick (pisces@englishchick.com).. Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/112doublemeatpalace.html