GILES: I've got a theory
That it's a demon
A dancing demon!
No, something isn't right there.


WILLOW: I've got a theory
Some kid is dreamin'
And we're all stuck inside his wacky Broadway nightmare.


XANDER: I've got a theory we should work this out.

ANYA/TARA/WILLOW/XANDER: It's getting eerie, what's this cheery singing all about?

XANDER: It could be witches!
Some evil witches! (sees Willow's and Tara's expressions)
Which is ridiculous, 'cause witches they were persecuted,
Wicca good and love the earth and woman power
and I'll be over here.


ANYA: I've got a theory! It could be bunnies!

TARA: I've got a-

ANYA: (rocking out) Bunnies aren't just cute like everybody supposes!
They've got them hoppy legs and twitchy little noses!
And what's with all the carrots?
What do they need such good eyesight for anyway?
Bunnies! Bunnies! It must be bunnies! (back to normal) Or maybe midgets.

WILLOW: I've got a theory we should work this fast.

WILLOW/GILES: Because it clearly could get serious before it's passed.

BUFFY: I've got a theory. It doesn't matter.

written by: Joss Whedon; transcribed by Joan the English Chick (pisces@englishchick.com). Action descriptions shortened by me.. Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/107oncemorewithfeeling.html