CORDELIA: This isn't about fun. This is about duty, your duty, to help me achieve permanent prosperity. Okay? Do's and dont's: don't wear black, silk, chiffon or spandex. These are my trademarks. And don't do that weird thing with your hair.

BUFFY: What weird thing with my...

CORDELIA: Don't interrupt. Do be interested if someone should speak to you. It may or may not happen, but do be polite. And laugh at the appropriate intervals. (demonstrates) Do lie to your mom about where we're going. It's a fraternity, and there will be drinking.

• Cordelia's unique world views
• Funnies

written by: David Greenwalt; Transcribed by: AleXander Thompson. Full transcript at:
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