XANDER: I like chocolate. There is no bad here.

WILLOW: You still have some left? I went to, like, four houses, and they were gone. It's like Trick-or-Treating in reverse.

XANDER: I know. These things are selling like hot cakes... which is ironic, 'cause the hot cakes really aren't moving...

(we see that they're rubbing their legs together under the table)

XANDER: And it's, uh, ahem, fun to sell chocolate. Ahem.

WILLOW: And we're raising a lot of money for the band.

XANDER: The band. Yeah. They're great. They march.

WILLOW: Like an army. (very distracted) E-e-except with music instead of bullets, and... usually no one dies.

Cordelia suddenly turns to face them.

CORDELIA: I can't believe this.

Willow and Xander immediately whip their legs apart, thunking the table.

CORDELIA: Where is Giles already? I'm bored, and he's not here to give me credit for it.

• Xander & Willow

written by: Jane Espenson; Transcribed by: AleXander Thompson. Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/40bandcandy.html