OLAF: (pointing at Spike) You there! Do you know where there are babies?

SPIKE: (to Xander) What do you think, the hospital?

XANDER: What? Shut up! (to Olaf) Um ... listen...

OLAF: I find myself very hungry. And when I'm hungry I grow short of patience.

XANDER: Well, we can take care of the hungry, so how's about you just sit down in one of the ... sturdier chairs, and we can ... have a calm talk and something to eat.

OLAF: Can it be babies?

XANDER: Well, not so much.

OLAF: (disappointed) Oh.

XANDER: But maybe ... some roast pigs, and ... stags, and ... much hearty grog.

(he grins nervously)

SPIKE: They've got this onion thing...

OLAF: You cannot appease me! Do not try! (turns away) More ale!

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written by: Jane Espenson; Transcribed by Joan the English Chick (pisces@englishchick.com).. Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/89triangle.html