ANGEL: Guys, you wanna come here for a second?

(Illyria takes her foot off of Spike's head and quickly turns to face Angel.)

CONNOR: What is she?

ANGEL: She's a... to be honest, I really don't know. She's some sort of ancient demon.

CONNOR: She have any powers?

SPIKE: Glad you asked. So far, I've established that she can hit like a Mack truck, selectively alter the flow of time, and, uh...

(he flips through pages on his clipboard)

SPIKE: possibly talk to plants.

ILLYRIA: (to Angel) I'd like to keep Spike as my pet.

ANGEL: Connor, this is Spike and Illyria. Guys, this is Connor.

CONNOR: (shy) Hi. Um...I like your outfit.

ILLYRIA: Your body warms. (to Angel) This one is lusting after me.

CONNOR: Oh... no, I--I-- It's just that--it's the outfit. (whispers to Angel) I guess I've always had a thing for older women.

ANGEL: (to himself) They were supposed to fix that!

CONNOR: What?

ANGEL: Nothing. Connor has brought us a case. We're looking into it, just showing him around.

LORNE: (arrives) Hey... you kids playing in the training room?

CONNOR: Whoa! Man, this place is way better than college.

LORNE: Yeah, Ange-babe, Wes is requesting your presence upstairs. Has a little demon info for your peepers.

(Lorne walks toward the door. Angel hands the clipboard back to Spike, then follows Lorne.)

CONNOR: It was nice meeting you.

(he follows Angel and Lorne out of the room)

ANGEL: You're in college?

CONNOR: Yeah.

ANGEL: Where at?

CONNOR: Stanford.

ANGEL: (proud) Really?

• Angel & Connor
• Funnies

written by: Drew Goddard; Original transcript by CariCranberry. Edited & formatted by me.. Full transcript at:
http://www.buffyworld.com/angel/season5/transcripts/5x18_tran.php