BUFFY: You wanna go out tonight?

WILLOW: Strangely, I feel like staying at home... (sadly) and doing my homework... and flossing... and dying a virgin.

BUFFY: You know, you can O.D. on virtue.

WILLOW: Between me and my evil self, I've got double guilt coupons. I see now where the path of vice leads. I mean, she messed up everything she touched. I don't ever want to be like that.

Percy: (comes up to them, a bit nervous) Hey. Uh, hi.

WILLOW: Oh, hi. Listen, I didn't have a chance...

Percy: (interrupts) Okay, so I did the outline for the paper on Roosevelt. It turns out there were two President Roosevelts, so I didn't know exactly which one to do, so I did both. (respectfully) Um, and I know they're kinda, kinda short, but I can flesh them out. Oh, and here's the bibliography. Um, and I can retype that if you want. You just let me know what I did wrong, and I'll get on it.

Willow is speechless, amazed by his sudden change in attitude. He starts to go, but comes back to lay an apple on the folders in her lap.

BUFFY: You wanna go out tonight?

WILLOW: 9:00 sound good?

written by: Joss Whedon; . Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/50doppelgangland.html