(Cut to inside dorm. Buffy is stacking some boxes in the hallway. Xander and Riley are carrying a mini-fridge out of a dorm room. Xander bumps his hand on the door frame.)

XANDER: Ow! Thumb! Necessary opposable thumb!

RILEY: Sorry. Crybaby.

BUFFY: You know what, you guys, just leave it here.

RILEY: Got it.

(He and Xander put down the fridge. Dawn emerges from another door, carrying a stack of boxes that obscure her vision.)

DAWN: I don't need help.

BUFFY: Just be careful.

ANYA: But we just helped her [Buffy] move the stuff in a few days ago... (turns and sees Buffy) ...and it was fun!

GILES: (reading a book) People help each other out, Anya. It's one of our strange customs.

BUFFY: Giles, I noticed you're doing the smallest amount of helping that can actually be called helping.

GILES: Well, I saw myself in more of a ... patriarchal sort of role. You know, lots of pointing and scowling. (Smiles. Looks to his left, points and scowls.) You two, stop that!

(Shot of Xander and Riley grappling, bent over at the waist. Xander has Riley in a headlock. )

RILEY: He started it.

XANDER: He called me a bad name. I think it was bad. It might've been Latin.

GILES: Stop it, or you're going to break something.

BUFFY: Or I'm going to break something.

• Anya's Demon heritage
• Buffy & Giles

written by: Joss Whedon; Transcribed by Joan the English Chick (pisces@englishchick.com).. Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/84family.html