(Coffee shop)

APRIL: I'm looking for my boyfriend Warren.

COFFEE GUY 1: What?

APRIL: He comes from here and I need him. But ... it's confusing, and I've already walked a really long way. I'm sure he's nearby.

COFFEE GUY 1: Oh, Warren! You're looking for Warren?

APRIL: Yes! Do you know him? Do you know where he is?

COFFEE GUY 1: Man, let me think.

APRIL: Please think.

COFFEE GUY 1: Geez, this is too bad, you, you just missed him.

APRIL: (pouts) Yes? Where did he go?

COFFEE GUY 1: Warren? Uh, he headed out. (points) Uh, that way. Hurry, you might catch him.

APRIL: (relieved sigh) Oh, thank you. I was getting very tired. Thank you.

(She hurries off. The guys watch her go, then look at Coffee Guy 1.)

COFFEE GUY 2: Who's Warren?

COFFEE GUY 1: Hell if I know.

(They all laugh. )

written by: Jane Espenson; transcribed by Joan the English Chick (pisces@englishchick.com).. Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/93iwasmadetoloveyou.html