(Bronze. Willow & Buffy are at a table.)

WILLOW: Hey look. Parker's here. You're not looking? He looks really cute in green.

BUFFY: Teal. He's reflected in the mirror.

WILLOW: You know when you spend all week with a boy you are allowed to look at him directly.

BUFFY: Not all week. We hung out. Moderately incessantly. But we're not here together tonight. You know, I don't want to crowd him.

OZ: Hey. You guys ready to load up and go?

WILLOW: Almost. Buffy's looking at Parker. Who it turns out has a reflection, so big plus there. Buffy's having lusty wrong feelings.

BUFFY: No I'm not.

WILLOW: No, you're not.

BUFFY: Oh, I so am.

WILLOW: No, uh, they're not wrong feelings cause you're free, you're both grown-ups. You are free, right?

(Parker walks over and puts his hand on Buffy's shoulder.)

PARKER: Hi.

BUFFY: Hi.

PARKER: I just wanted to let you know I'm headed out. And it's not real safe here, so if you want to walk back to your dorm...

BUFFY: How silly of me not to have planned ahead.

WILLOW: Bye.

PARKER: See you guys.

• Buffy & Parker

written by: Jane Espenson; Transcribed by: Jillian Tatterton . Full transcript at:
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