(enters the breakroom, finds Dan retrieving a thermos from the fridge)

HARMONY: Aha! The smoking thermos!

DAN: What?

HARMONY: Trying to get rid of the evidence?

DAN: What evidence? I was just tryin' to get to Lorne's protein snack.

HARMONY: Ha! You expect me to believe that? Go on. Admit it!

DAN: Admit what?

HARMONY: (yelling) That you stole my thermos and filled it with human blood!

DAN: Human...what?!

HARMONY: It is so totally obvious you hate me! (screaming) You've probably been watching me sweat all day, laughing!

DAN: Hate you? I don't care about you enough to hate—

OFFICE GIRL #1: Hey, leave him alone!

HARMONY: (vamps out, turns to the girl) Mind your own business!

(everyone scurries to leave the break room)

HARMONY: (to Dan) You murdered that guy and put him in my bed!

DAN: Murdered?! (crying) Oh, God!

HARMONY: You did this to me, and now you're gonna confess!

DAN: I'm—I'm—I'm sorry! I didn't—what guy? Please, I swear. Don't kill me!

(Someone breaks a glass container on Dan's head, knocking him out.)

HARMONY: What the...?

(turns to see Tamika standing there, un-vamps her face)

HARMONY: What'd you do that for?

TAMIKA: To make it look like you did.

HARMONY: Why would you want to— Hey! It was you! (beat) Who are you?

(Fade to black. And resume)

TAMIKA: You don't remember? Think steno pool. I sat next to you.

HARMONY: Sambuca?

TAMIKA: Tamika!

HARMONY: Right!

TAMIKA: Well, you were only there for, what was it? 5 weeks?

HARMONY: More like 4 1/2.

TAMIKA: I have been there for 5 years! I type 80 words a minute. I have an exceptionally pleasant phone voice. But you're the one who sits at the best desk in the building. You're the one in the in-crowd.

HARMONY: You think I'm in the in-crowd?

TAMIKA: Oh, I see you in all the important meetings. You're on the fast track. Well, that's all about to change. I have witnesses who saw you attack Danny, and when Mr. Angel hears that I saved him, you job will be mine by the end of the day.

(Tamika kicks the table toward Harmony, who leaps into the air to avoid it as it shatters against the wall. Harmony vamps out.)

HARMONY: You're forgetting one thing. Kinda have the advantage.

TAMIKA: (vamps out) Kinda not.

(they start fighting)

HARMONY: Oh. I should've smelled you!

TAMIKA: You would've if you wore less of that tacky perfume!

HARMONY: Chanel's not tacky!

TAMIKA: Saw you at that bar and I said to myself, this is it, Tamika. This is your chance. So I slipped a roofie in your drink while you were busy slutting it up. Then I followed you back to your place with that guy and waited till you passed out, and then broke in, had myself a little snack.

HARMONY: That is just... ugh! I am so gonna kick your ass!

(Tamika grabs a set of chopsticks from the countertop and rears back with them)

TAMIKA: Dust can't kick!

(Harmony gets her own pair of chopsticks, they continue fighting)

HARMONY: You're gonna tell Angel the truth!

TAMIKA: You want to know the first thing I'm gonna do when I get your desk? Smash all of those stupid, ugly-ass unicorns!

(Harmony gets Tamika in a headlock, starts dragging her towards Angel's office)

HARMONY: And then you're gonna tell Angel how you stole my thermos and filled it with human blood! And how you tricked me— (Tamika steps hard on Harmony's toe, causing Harmony to lose her grip) Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!

TAMIKA: My lips? Sealed. The key? Lost it!

(inside Angel's office, the summit isn't going well. The two clans are screeching at each other)

ANGEL: Funny how that wasn't on the tape.

GUNN: They're still demanding a—

VINJI LEADER: (speaks)

(SUBTITLE: Whore man has failed!)

SAHRVIN LEADER: (speaks)

(SUBTITLE: We demand a sacrifice!)

(Suddenly, Harmony and Tamika crash through the glass wall of the conference room near the head of the table. Harmony picks Tamika up off the floor, throws her onto the table, rears back and stakes her with a chopstick. Tamika vanishes into a cloud of dust. )

HARMONY: (to Angel) I didn't mean to do that yet.

VINJI LEADER: Quid uab an. Tacha (Click click).

(SUBTITLE: Works for me.)

SAHRVIN LEADER: (nods) Kye glau mmm.

(SUBTITLE: I'm good.)

HARMONY: I...can explain?

(The demons all turn to face Angel, who crosses his arms disapprovingly.)

written by: Sarah Fain and Elizabeth Craft; Original transcript by CariCranberry. Edited & formatted by me.. Full transcript at:
http://www.buffyworld.com/angel/season5/transcripts/5x09_tran.php