BUFFY: Oh, God. Are you guys okay?

WILLOW: Is anybody else all creeped out and trembly?

SNYDER: Oh, Buffy... Your mom's gonna kill you.

BUFFY: Something's weird.

OZ: Something's not?

BUFFY: No grownups. No one's protecting their houses. Everyone's just... wandering.

A man runs up behind Snyder, grabs his chocolate bar and runs off with it.

SNYDER: Hey! Hey, give it! (goes after the man)

WILLOW: Defenseless.

BUFFY: So where are all the vampires? Soup's on, but no one's grabbing a spoon.

OZ: Something's happening... someplace that's else.

BUFFY: I'd say something big.

SNYDER: (returns upset) That guy took my candy!

BUFFY: The candy. I-it's gotta be the candy! It's cursed.

SNYDER: (worried) A curse?! Oh, I've got a curse.

WILLOW: God, using candy for evil!

OZ: My parents ate a ton.

BUFFY: Who's behind it?

SNYDER: (confused) I don't know. It came through the school board. If you knew that crowd...

BUFFY: Where did it come from? Do you know where to get it?

SNYDER: Yeah.

BUFFY: (to Willow and Oz) You guys get Xander and Cordelia. Go to the library and look it up.

OZ: Candy curses?

WILLOW: Disturbing second childhood. Got it.

BUFFY: (to Snyder) Ratboy and I are going to the source.

written by: Jane Espenson; Transcribed by: AleXander Thompson. Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/40bandcandy.html