CORDELIA: (in cat-suit) Oz. Oz.

OZ: Hey, Cordelia. Jeez, you're like a great big cat.

CORDELIA: It's my costume. Are you guys playing tonight?

OZ: Yeah, at the Shelter Club.

CORDELIA: Is Mr. I'm-the-lead-singer-I'm-so-great-I-don't-have-to-show- up-for-my-date-or-even-call gonna be there?

OZ: Yeah, y'know, he's just going by 'Devon' now.

CORDELIA: Well, you can tell him that I don't care, and that I didn't even mention it. And that I didn't even see you. So that's just fine.

OZ: So, what do I tell him?

CORDELIA: Nothing! Jeez! Get with the program. (walks off in a huff)

OZ: Why can't I meet a nice girl like that?

• Cordelia's unique world views
• Funnies

written by: Carl Ellsworth; Transcribed by: AleXander Thompson. Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/18halloween.html