WILLOW: Oh, Buffy, we've been looking for you.

XANDER: We have?

WILLOW: Oh, about the spiders, did you talk to Giles about...

XANDER: Oh, the spiders! Willow's been kind of, um, what's the word I'm looking for? Insane about what happened yesterday.

WILLOW: I don't like spiders, okay? Their furry bodies, and their sticky webs, and what do they need all those legs for anyway? I'll tell you: for crawling across your face in the middle of the night. Ewww! How do they not ruffle you?

XANDER: I'm sorry! I'm unruffled by spiders. Now, if a bunch of Nazis crawled all over my face...

BUFFY: Mm, it was pretty intense.

WILLOW: Thank you.

XANDER: Well, the Hellmouth, the center of mystical convergence, supernatural monsters: been there.

BUFFY: Little blasé there, aren't you?

XANDER: I'm not worried. If there's something bad out there we'll find, you'll slay, we'll party!

BUFFY: Thanks for having confidence in me.

XANDER: You da man, Buff!

WILLOW: Okay, but we're still caring about the spiders here. Let's not forget the spiders.

BUFFY: Well, Giles said he was gonna look it up. Giles?

WILLOW: Maybe he's in the faculty room.

(Giles comes out of the stacks and looks around bewildered.)

BUFFY: Hey, Giles! Wakey, wakey!

GILES: I was, uh, in the stacks. I got lost.

XANDER: Did you find any theories on spiders coming out of books? (wiggles fingers at Willow) Big, hairy, crawly...(she wacks him) It's funny if you're me.

GILES: (mildly confused) I couldn't find anything, uh... particularly illuminating. Um, I think perhaps you'd best have a chat with Wendell himself.

BUFFY: Okay. If he can still talk.

written by: David Greenwalt; Transcribed by: AleXander Thompson. Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/10nightmares.html