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come wander through the BuffyVerse...| (LA, 1952) Denver: A vampire wanting to help some grubby humans? I just don't get it. from Are You Now, or Have You Ever Been? (Season 2) | Next Clip in Episode |
(Cut to 1952 downtown Hollywood, night. A bookstore, radio on.)
DENVER: They keep calling her a zany redhead. Could be a brunette for all *I* can tell. I guess I'll just have to take their word for it.
ANGEL: You Denver?
DENVER: No other cat but me. What can I do you for?
ANGEL: I need information on demons.
DENVER: Do you now, daddy?
ANGEL: Everything you have on possessing entities, demonic suggestions, exorcisms, cleansing rituals.
DENVER: Try this one.
(Denver tosses Bible to Angel who drops it, and vamps out.)
DENVER: That's right. Run coward of the night! And tell your buddies I am thinking very seriously of putting my bedroll down right here, so you bastards can't just walk in here uninvited! You got any idea who you're dealing with?
(Angel grabs him in a neck lock.)
ANGEL: You got a reputation, that's why I'm here. Now, it’s been a long time since I opened a vein, but I'll do it you pull any more of this van Helsing jr. crap with me. Are we clear? I want the books in the back.
(... later ...)
DENVER: So you were what, about my age when you where made?
ANGEL: I don't know. How old are you?
DENVER: Just north of thirty.
ANGEL: No! This Thesulac demon, how do I kill it?
DENVER: You don't. You run away from it.
ANGEL: There's got to be a way to kill it.
DENVER: Well, first you got to make it fat: corporeal. But that only happens after it's had a nice big feed, or if you raise it, but *that's* tricky and dangerous.
ANGEL: How?
DENVER: Well the incantation's there in the book, but you're gonna need an orb of Ramjarin. Now I got one I can let you have for cheap.
ANGEL: For free.
DENVER: For free. Uh, you'll also need sacred herbs, divining powder, and - something really big to hit it with.
ANGEL: And that'll kill it?
DENVER: Well, it might. Wouldn't hurt to have a lightning strike, you know, finger of heaven kind of thing. But short of that (pulls out a fighting ax) I'd go with something big and heavy.
ANGEL: Pack it up.
DENVER: A vampire wanting to slay a demon in order to help some grubby humans? I just don't get it.
ANGEL: To be honest, I'm not sure I do either.
written by: Tim Minear; Original transcript anonymous. Edited and formatted by Ann.. Full transcript at:
http://www.buffyworld.com/angel/season2/transcripts/24_tran.shtml