(Spike & Harmony enter the crypt. It's full of loot.)

SPIKE: It's real.

HARMONY: Ooh, pretty. Can I take stuff?

SPIKE: Take whatever you want I don't care.

(She walks over and kisses him. He strokes the gem and yanks it off the skeleton.)

HARMONY: Eww. Like you're too good to work a clasp.

(He puts on the necklace.)

HARMONY: So is it doing it? Do you feel it. I mean, you don't look different, if you were wondering. I thought maybe you'd look taller or glow or something. Hmm.

(She goes back to playing with the jewels. He strides over and grabs a cross, burning his hand, crying out in pain.)

HARMONY: You should put some butter on that. But, hey, maybe it's worth money, anyway. That would be something.

(Spike strides away, breaking off a piece of wood.)

HARMONY: Then we could go to France, I always wanted to go to France and stay in a chateau and you could take me shopping -

(She cuts off as he stabs her with the improvisational stake. To their surprise, she doesn't dust, but the wound heals immediately. )

HARMONY: I can't believe you just did that!

(She starts pummeling him with girlie punches to his chest. He grabs her hand and notices a ring she's put on.)

SPIKE: Hold on.

(He grabs a cross and pushes it against her, shielding has hand with a cloth, noting that she isn't burnt.)

HARMONY: What are you doing you big freak?

SPIKE: That's my gem.

(He grabs her and starts to yank it off.)

HARMONY: Fine if that's all that matters to you!

(She rips the gem off her hand and throws it at him and he catches.)

HARMONY: Then take it, take it, take it and get out!

SPIKE: That's a good idea. I think I'll go wait outside.

(He hops down the hole, leaving Harmony looking miserable in her diamon tiara.)

• Spike & Harmony

written by: Jane Espenson; Transcribed by: Jillian Tatterton . Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/59theharshlightofday.html