Alfonse: Willow Rosenberg.

Evil WILLOW: I'm not supposed to talk to strangers.

Alfonse: Then we won't talk.

Alfonse & partner vamp attack. Evil Willow wins.

Evil WILLOW: (reprovingly) You made me cranky.

Alfonse: (panting) There's been a mistake here. We were sent after a human.

Evil WILLOW: (intrigued) Really? Who do you work for?

Alfonse: (hoarsely) I'm not telling you a thing.

With a half-smile, she takes one of his fingers and bends it back sharply, breaking it. He screams in pain.

Evil WILLOW: (still smiling) Who do you work for?

Alfonse: (gives in) Wilkins. The Mayor.

She takes another finger and breaks it, too. Again he cries out in pain.

Evil WILLOW: *Who* do you work for? (bats her eyes suggestively)

Alfonse: (gets it) You.

Evil WILLOW: (commands) Get your friends. Bring them here. The world's no fun anymore. (smiles evilly) We're gonna make it the way it was. Starting with the Bronze.

written by: Joss Whedon; . Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/50doppelgangland.html